[Some friends suggested more =
“cross” breed dog jokes. To show I’m not the only =
person with really lame humor, I’m including some, along with my =
own jokes about dogs]
Q: What do you =
get if you mix a Labrador and a Yorkie?
A: I think =
they use them at the circus and call it a Dorkie
Q: How do you keep a dog from smelling? =
A: You =
hold its nose!
Q: What do =
you get when you cross a race dog with a bumble bee?
A: A Greyhound Buzz
Q: How did the little Scottish dog feel when he =
saw the Loch Ness Monster?
A: =
Terrier-fied
Q: What do you =
get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A: A dog that chases cars – and catches =
them
Q: What do you get when you cross a small =
dog and a large boat?
A: a =
Ship Tzu
Q: What do you =
get when you cross a dog with a phone?
A: A golden receiver
Q: What do you get when you cross a dog and a =
calculator?
A: A friend you =
can count on
Q: Speaking of =
unusual dog breeds, do you know how to make a Maltese cross?
A: Pull its tail!
~~
Dr Bob =
Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"