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04/12/18 Grif.Net – Assorted Dog Riddles

04/12/18 Grif.Net – Assorted Dog Riddles

[Some friends suggested more =
“cross” breed dog jokes. To show I’m not the only =
person with really lame humor, I’m including some, along with my =
own jokes about dogs]

 

Q: What do you =
get if you mix a Labrador and a Yorkie?

A: I think =
they use them at the circus and call it a Dorkie

 

Q: How do you keep a dog from smelling? =

A: You =
hold its nose!

Q: What do =
you get when you cross a race dog with a bumble bee?

A: A Greyhound Buzz

Q: How did the little Scottish dog feel when he =
saw the Loch Ness Monster?

A: =
Terrier-fied

Q: What do you =
get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A: A dog that chases cars – and catches =
them

Q: What do you get when you cross a small =
dog and a large boat?

A: a =
Ship Tzu

Q: What do you =
get when you cross a dog with a phone?

A: A golden receiver

Q: What do you get when you cross a dog and a =
calculator?

A: A friend you =
can count on

Q: Speaking of =
unusual dog breeds, do you know how to make a Maltese cross?

A: Pull its tail!

 

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Dr Bob =
Griffin

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"