Grif.Net

04/05/18 Grif.Net – Status Updates

04/05/18 Grif.Net – Status Updates

[Always fun to see what others =
are doing]

 

I bought some shoes from a drug =
dealer.

I don’t know what he laced them =
with but I can’t stop tripping.

 

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My boss just texted me: =
"Send me one of your funny jokes!"

I texted him back: "I’m =
busy working. I’ll send one later."

"That’s hilarious," =
he said. "Send another one!"

 

~~

My wife has an odd way of =
starting conversations …

She always begin by saying, =
"Hey, are you even listening?"

 

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My friend told me this joke =
about a party host who made his guests line up for =
juice…

I can’t remember the entire =
joke, but all I know is that there was a long punch =
line.

 

~~

Dr Bob =
Griffin

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"