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04/02/18 Grif.Net – Punz R Us

04/02/18 Grif.Net – Punz R Us

[First weekday of =
the month so MUST send out the unusually bad word =
plays]

 

When I was younger, I always wanted to become a =
Gregorian monk. Unfortunately, I never had the chants.

 

I was mugged =
in the grocery store parking lot. Fellow came up and started throwing =
cheese, milk and yogurt at me.  I thought, how =
dairy?

 

As far as I understand it, the meaning of opaque is =
unclear.

 

I asked the librarian where books on paranoia were. =
She whispered, “They’re right behind =
you.”

 

A friend of mine said she doesn’t understand =
cloning.  I told her that made two of us.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"