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03/23/18 Grif.Net – Last of Dog Days

03/23/18 Grif.Net – Last of Dog Days

We’ve =
begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a =
dog.

Face it =
– it was cheaper.  And you get more =
feet.

 

Not saying my =
new my dog is lazy, but . . .

He =
doesn’t chase cars. He sits on the curb and takes down license =
plate numbers.

 

Outside of a =
dog, a book is man’s best friend.
Inside of a dog, it’s =
too dark to read.

 

A dog walked =
into a restaurant and sat at a table.  He looked the waiter =
straight in the eye and says, “Hey, guess what? I can talk. Have =
you ever seen a talking dog before? Amazing, right? How about a =
drink?”

The waiter =
considered this, then said, “Sure, the toilet’s right around =
the corner.”

 

One morning, a =
wife told her husband, “We’ve got such a clever dog. He =
brings in the newspapers every morning.”

Her husband =
replied, “Well, lots of dogs can do =
that.”

She responded, =
“But we’ve never subscribed to the =
paper.”

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"