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03/20/18 Grif.Net – Not so Smart Dog

03/20/18 Grif.Net – Not so Smart Dog

A dog walked into a butcher =
shop with a purse strapped around his neck. He walked up to the meat =
case and calmly sat there until it was his turn to be helped. A man, who =
was already in the butcher shop, finished his purchase and noticed the =
dog and watched what happened.

 

The butcher leaned over the =
counter and asked the dog what it wanted today. The dog put its paw on =
the glass case in front of the ground beef, and the butcher asked, =
"How many pounds?"  The dog barked twice, so the butcher =
made a package of two pounds ground beef.

 

He then asked, "Anything =
else?" The dog pointed to the pork chops, and the butcher said, =
"How many?" This time the dog barked four times, so the =
butcher made up a package of four pork chops.

 

The dog then walked around =
behind the counter, so the butcher could get at the purse. The butcher =
took out the appropriate amount of money and tied two packages of meat =
around the dog’s neck.

 

The customer who had been =
witnessing all of this, decided to follow the dog. It walked for several =
blocks and then walked up to a house and began to scratch at the door to =
be let in.

 

As the owner opened the door, =
the man said to him, "That’s a really smart dog you have =
there."

 

The owner replied, "He’s =
not that smart. This is the second time this week he forgot his =
key."

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

[email protected] www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"