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03/12/18 Grif.Net – New Acronyms for Old Folks

03/12/18 Grif.Net – New Acronyms for Old Folks

I’ve =
tried to be up-to-date and hip with all the new texting acronyms, but =
now I’m finding Senior Citizens (like me) are using it as a new =
"private language" with meanings far different than ruddy =
youth might think:

 

BTW:=
Bring =
The Wheelchair

 

ROFL,CGU: =
Rolling On The Floor Laughing and Can’t Get Up

 

DWI:=
Driving =
While Incontinent

 

FWIW: Forgot =
Where I Was

 

LOL:=
Living =
On Lipitor

 

OMG:=
Oh My =
Grandchildren!

 

IMHO: Is My =
Hearing-Aid On?

 

IMHMO: In My =
HMO…

 

RULKM: Are =
You Leaving Kids Money?

 

BYOT: Bring =
Your Own Teeth

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"