[These are purported to be =
actual answers students gave for some basic questions. You =
judge.]
Q. What happened when the =
wheel was invented?
A : It caused a =
revolution.
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Q. How =
can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking =
it?
A. Concrete floors =
are very hard to crack.
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Q. If =
it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four =
men to build it?
A. No time at all. It =
is already built.
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Q. If you had three =
apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in =
the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands. =
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Q. Why it is =
impossible to send a telegram to Washington today?
A: Because he is =
dead.
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Q. What often =
falls but never gets hurt?
A : =
Rain.
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Q. What gets =
wet with drying?
A : A =
towel.
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Q. What 3 =
letters change a girl into a woman?
A : =
AGE.
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Q. Why is it =
easy to weigh a fish?
A : Because it has =
its own scales.
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Q. Why does a =
bike stay upright only using a kick-stand?
A : Because it is too =
tired.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"