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02/21/18 Grif.Net – Answers from Kids

02/21/18 Grif.Net – Answers from Kids

[These are purported to be =
actual answers students gave for some basic questions.  You =
judge.]

 

Q. What happened when the =
wheel was invented?

A : It caused a =
revolution.

 

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Q. How =
can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking =
it?

A. Concrete floors =
are very hard to crack.

 

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Q. If =
it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four =
men to build it?

A. No time at all. It =
is already built.

 

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Q. If you had three =
apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in =
the other hand, what would you have?

A. Very large hands. =

 

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Q. Why it is =
impossible to send a telegram to Washington today?

A: Because he is =
dead.

 

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Q. What often =
falls but never gets hurt?

A : =
Rain.

 

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Q. What gets =
wet with drying?

A : A =
towel.

 

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Q. What 3 =
letters change a girl into a woman?

A : =
AGE.

 

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Q. Why is it =
easy to weigh a fish?

A : Because it has =
its own scales.

 

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Q. Why does a =
bike stay upright only using a kick-stand?

A : Because it is too =
tired.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

[email protected] www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"