02/20/18 Grif.Net – Minneapolis Lakers

02/20/18 Grif.Net – Minneapolis Lakers

[Every year I try =
to catch at least one NBA game when in Los Angeles. Often I get to see a =
great team. Sadly, on this spring’s trip the Clippers will be out =
of town so I’m forced to watch the Lakers. I used to be a =
Minneapolis Lakers fan as a lanky boy growing up in the City of =
Lakes.  Then they moved to LA where there are no lakes, ripping out =
my heart. They are 23-34 and not really as good as their record =
indicates. So time to share some well-natured (and old) barbs at the =
team.  Feel free to use these, plugging in the name of your =
favorite team to hate instead of mine.]

Q: What do the =
Los Angeles Lakers and a nail have in common?
A: They both look good =
until they hit hardwood.

Q: What’s the =
difference between the Los Angeles Lakers and a dollar bill?
A: You =
can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: What do you =
call 12 millionaires around a TV watching the NBA Finals?
A: The Los =
Angeles Lakers.

Q: What do the Los =
Angeles Lakers and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home =
and get killed on the road.

Q: How many Los Angeles Lakers =
players does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it’s a blowout, =
in which case they all show up.

Q: What should you do if you find =
the last three Los Angeles Lakers fans buried up to their neck in =
A: Get more cement.

Q: What does a Los Angeles Lakers =
fan do when his team has won the NBA Finals?
A: He turns off the =
PlayStation 3.

Q: Did you hear that the Lakers basketball team =
doesn’t have a website?
A: They can’t string three =
"W’s" together.

Q: Why can’t =
you buy a Los Angeles Lakers jersey for =

A: Consumer safety =
guidelines indicate it poses a choking hazard.

Q: Where can =
Donald Trump get material to build the border =

A: He can use all =
the bricks thrown at the Staples’ Center each =



Dr Bob =
Griffin =

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