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02/15/18 Grif.Net – More Burma Shave

02/15/18 Grif.Net – More Burma Shave

[After =
last week’s Burma Shave – see grif.net blog from Feb 8 =
– Bill in South Carolina and others forwarded more signs from =
along life’s highway]

OUR FORTUNE

IS YOUR =
SHAVEN FACE

IT’S OUR =
BEST

ADVERTISING =
SPACE

Burma =
Shave

 

IF YOUR =
PEACH

KEEPS OUT OF =
REACH

BETTER =
PRACTICE

WHAT WE =
PREACH

Burma =
Shave

 

SAID =
FARMER BROWN

WHO’S BALD ON =
TOP

"WISH I =
COULD

ROTATE THE =
CROP"

Burma =
Shave

 

SHE PUT =
A BULLET

THROUGH HIS =
HAT

BUT HE’S HAD =
CLOSER

SHAVES THAN =
THAT

Burma =
Shave

 

HENRY =
THE EIGHTH

SURE HAD =
TROUBLE

SHORT-TERM =
WIVES

LONG-TERM =
STUBBLE

Burma =
Shave

 

IT =
WOULD BE MORE FUN

TO GO BY AIR =

BUT WE CAN’T HANG =

THESE SIGNS UP THERE =

Burma =
Shave

 

IF YOU =
DON’T KNOW

WHOSE SIGNS THESE =
ARE

YOU CAN’T =
HAVE

DRIVEN VERY =
FAR

Burma =
Shave

 

THIRTY =
DAYS

HATH =
SEPTEMBER

APRIL, =
JUNE

AND THE SPEED =
OFFENDER

Burma =
Shave

 

HE LIT =
A MATCH

TO CHECK GAS =
TANK

THAT’S WHY THEY CALL =
HIM

SKINLESS =
FRANK

Burma =
Shave

 

APPROACHED A CROSSING =

WITHOUT LOOKING =

WHO WILL EAT HIS =

WIDOW’S COOKING ? =

Burma =
Shave


 

HARDLY =
A DRIVER

IS NOW =
ALIVE

WHO PASSED ON =
HILLS

AT 75

Burma =
Shave

 

~~

Dr Bob =
Griffin

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"