[After =
last week’s Burma Shave – see grif.net blog from Feb 8 =
– Bill in South Carolina and others forwarded more signs from =
along life’s highway]
OUR FORTUNE
IS YOUR =
SHAVEN FACE
IT’S OUR =
BEST
ADVERTISING =
SPACE
Burma =
Shave
IF YOUR =
PEACH
KEEPS OUT OF =
REACH
BETTER =
PRACTICE
WHAT WE =
PREACH
Burma =
Shave
SAID =
FARMER BROWN
WHO’S BALD ON =
TOP
"WISH I =
COULD
ROTATE THE =
CROP"
Burma =
Shave
SHE PUT =
A BULLET
THROUGH HIS =
HAT
BUT HE’S HAD =
CLOSER
SHAVES THAN =
THAT
Burma =
Shave
HENRY =
THE EIGHTH
SURE HAD =
TROUBLE
SHORT-TERM =
WIVES
LONG-TERM =
STUBBLE
Burma =
Shave
IT =
WOULD BE MORE FUN
TO GO BY AIR =
BUT WE CAN’T HANG =
THESE SIGNS UP THERE =
Burma =
Shave
IF YOU =
DON’T KNOW
WHOSE SIGNS THESE =
ARE
YOU CAN’T =
HAVE
DRIVEN VERY =
FAR
Burma =
Shave
THIRTY =
DAYS
HATH =
SEPTEMBER
APRIL, =
JUNE
AND THE SPEED =
OFFENDER
Burma =
Shave
HE LIT =
A MATCH
TO CHECK GAS =
TANK
THAT’S WHY THEY CALL =
HIM
SKINLESS =
FRANK
Burma =
Shave
APPROACHED A CROSSING =
WITHOUT LOOKING =
WHO WILL EAT HIS =
WIDOW’S COOKING ? =
Burma =
Shave
HARDLY =
A DRIVER
IS NOW =
ALIVE
WHO PASSED ON =
HILLS
AT 75
Burma =
Shave
~~
Dr Bob =
Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"
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