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01/18/18 Grif.Net – Dieting One-Liners

01/18/18 Grif.Net – Dieting One-Liners

[Can you tell that all I think about is food? Posting =
these motivational one-liners around the house]

 

I =
know it’s 3 meals a day, but how many can I eat at night?

I’m on =
the rotation diet. Every time I turn around, I want to =
eat.

My doctor said “You=
’re fat and you need to go on a diet.  I’m not going to =
sugarcoat it, because you’ll eat that too.”

I told my =
doctor that I’m really a light eater. As soon as it’s light I =
start to eat.

Sadly, I’ve found dieting is not a piece of =
cake.

Not saying I’m fat, but if I go on a diet, it could =
end world hunger overnight.

Thought about becoming a vegetarian, =
but knew that was a missed steak.

Gluten-free to me? Putting the =
‘die’ back into ‘diet’.

My diet is really =
perfect for me, because I’m thick and tired of =
it.

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Dr Bob Griffin =

[email protected] www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"