Q: Why were the Star Wars =
movies made out of order (4,5,6, then 1,2,3)?
A: Because in charge of =
scheduling, Yoda was
Q: Where do Sith =
shop?
A: The Maul. Everything is half =
off
Q: Why did Anakin Skywalker =
cross the road?
A: To get to the Dark =
Side
Q: Why did Kylo Ren chase Rey =
through the forest?
A: He probably just wanted a =
girlfriend, since he’d Ben Solo for so =
long.
.
Q: Yoda, are we in the right =
path?
A: Off course, we =
are
A: What do you call an =
invisible droid?
A: =
C-through-PO
Q: How did the Rebels =
communicate on the Forest Moon of Endor?
A: Ewokie-talkies
Q: What do you call a Mexican =
Jedi?
A: Obi-Juan =
Kenobi
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"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"