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01/09/18 Grif.Net – Star Wars Q&A (part 2)

01/09/18 Grif.Net – Star Wars Q&A (part 2)

Q: What do you call =
a pirate droid?
A: Argh2-D2

Q: Why did the droid cross the =
road?
A: Because it was programmed by a =
chicken


Q: Why does =
Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns?
A: So it doesn’t Hang =
Solow

Q: What do you call a bounty hunter from the South?
A: =
Bubba Fett

Q: Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money?
A: Because =
he’s always a little short

Q: What do you call a Jedi =
Knight who knows how to use Photoshop?

A: Adobe Wan =
Kenobi

 

Q: What kind of money do they =
use in space?

A: =
Starbucks

 

Q: Which website did Chewbacca =
get arrested for creating?

A: =
Wookieleaks

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

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"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"