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01/08/18 Grif.Net – Star Wars Q&A (part 1)

01/08/18 Grif.Net – Star Wars Q&A (part 1)

[Today =
we begin a truly unremarkable interview about Star =
Wars]

 

Q: What =
is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?
A: Luke =
warm

 

Q: Why =
don’t you like to eat Wookie steak?
A: Seems to be a little =
chewy

 

Q: What =
bedtime story would Darth Vader read to his son?
A: Good-night, Death =
Star

 

Q: What =
model of car did the young Jedi drive?
A: A toy =
yoda

 

Q: What did Emperor =
Palpatine say to Darth Vader?
A: Merry Sithmas.

Q: What do you =
call Mexican Jedi apprentice?
A: PadaJuan.

 

Q: Where does =
Princess Leia go shopping for clothing and such?
A: At the Darth =
Maul

Q: What character was the most =
vulgar?

A: R2-D2, since =
they had to beep out every word he said

 

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Dr Bob =
Griffin

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"