01/02/18 Grif.Net – Coroner’s Report

01/02/18 Grif.Net – Coroner’s Report

An attorney, cross-examining the local =
coroner, queried, "Before you signed the death certificate had you =
taken the man’s pulse?"

"No," the coroner =

"Well, then, did you listen for a =

The coroner answered, =

"Did you check for respiration? =
Breathing?", asked the attorney.

Again the coroner replied, =

"Ah," the attorney said, "So when =
you signed the death certificate you had not taken ANY steps to make =
sure the man was dead, had you?"

The coroner rolled his =
eyes, and shot back "Counselor, at the time I signed the death =
certificate the man’s brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I can =
see your point. For all I know he could be out there practicing law =

[thanks to Nick for the =



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