[Like =
my daily posting of minion humor or the grif net blog, my buddy Scott =
down the street in Casper shares his daily “grins and =
groans”. Saved some of the best of them from the past few =
months to share with you.]
Dry-erase whiteboards in school =
classrooms are pretty remarkable.
Espresso may not be the answer =
for everything, but it’s worth a shot.
Scientists have succeeded in =
growing human vocal cords in a Petri dish. The results speak for =
themselves.
My =
recliner and I go waaaay back.
One way =
for police departments to cut costs is to let prisoners take their own =
mug shots and call them cellfies.
They =
say there’s safety in Numbers, but personally I prefer =
Deuteronomy.
If you =
can’t think of a word, say, "I can’t remember it in English." =
That way, people will think you’re bilingual, instead of an =
idiot.
An =
opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.
No =
matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be =
stationery.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"