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12/29/17 Grif.Net – What We Learned in 2017

12/29/17 Grif.Net – What We Learned in 2017

[Like =
my daily posting of minion humor or the grif net blog, my buddy Scott =
down the street in Casper shares his daily “grins and =
groans”.  Saved some of the best of them from the past few =
months to share with you.]

 

Dry-erase whiteboards in school =
classrooms are pretty remarkable.

 

Espresso may not be the answer =
for everything, but it’s worth a shot.

 

Scientists have succeeded in =
growing human vocal cords in a Petri dish. The results speak for =
themselves.

 

My =
recliner and I go waaaay back.

 

One way =
for police departments to cut costs is to let prisoners take their own =
mug shots and call them cellfies.

 

They =
say there’s safety in Numbers, but personally I prefer =
Deuteronomy.

 

If you =
can’t think of a word, say, "I can’t remember it in English." =
That way, people will think you’re bilingual, instead of an =
idiot.

 

An =
opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.

 

No =
matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be =
stationery.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"