TOP TEN THINGS TO SAY ABOUT A CHRISTMAS GIFT YOU =
DIDN’T LIKE
10. Hey! There’s a gift!
9. =
Well, well, well …
8. =
Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes that would’ve =
fit.
7. This is perfect for wearing around the =
basement.
6. Boy, I hope this never catches fire! It is =
fire season though. There are lots of unexplained =
fires.
5. If the dog buries it, I’ll be =
furious!
4. I love it — but I fear the jealousy it will =
inspire.
3. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the Federal Witness =
Protection Program.
2. To =
think — I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to =
charity.
And the Number One Thing to say about a Christmas gift =
you don’t like:
1. =
"I really don’t deserve this."
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"