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12/28/17 Grif.Net – If you Don’t Like the Gift

12/28/17 Grif.Net – If you Don’t Like the Gift

TOP TEN THINGS TO SAY ABOUT A CHRISTMAS GIFT YOU =
DIDN’T LIKE

 

10. Hey! There’s a gift!

 

  9. =
Well, well, well …

 

  8. =
Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes that would’ve =
fit.

 

  7. This is perfect for wearing around the =
basement.

 

  6. Boy, I hope this never catches fire! It is =
fire season though. There are lots of unexplained =
fires.

 

  5. If the dog buries it, I’ll be =
furious!

 

  4. I love it — but I fear the jealousy it will =
inspire.

 

  3. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the Federal Witness =
Protection Program.

 

  2. To =
think — I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to =
charity.

 

And the Number One Thing to say about a Christmas gift =
you don’t like:

 

  1. =
"I really don’t deserve this."

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"