[Here are some =
important answers to questions you’ve had over Christmas , at =
least according to 20 years of lame grif.net =
jokes]
Q: Why are =
Dasher and Dancer allowed to take coffee breaks?
A: Because =
they are Santa’s star bucks.
Q: How does =
good King Wenceslas like his pizza?
A: One =
that’s deep pan, crisp and even.
Q: What do you =
call a group of Chess Masters bragging about their games in a hotel =
lobby?
A: Chess nuts =
boasting in an open foyer.
Q: What do you =
call a penguin at the North Pole?
A: Lost.
Q: Why are =
horse-drawn sleighs so unpopular now?
A: Because =
horses are not good artists.
Q: Why did =
Comet quit Santa’s team pulling the =
sleigh?
A: He got a =
better job cleaning sinks for Proctor and =
Gamble.
Q: How did =
Darth Vader know what was in each package under the =
tree?
A: He felt the =
presents.
Q: Which of =
Santa’s reindeer was grounded for offensive behavior?
A: That =
would be Olph. Still today we sing about the reindeer and mention rude =
Olph.
Q: What was =
the report of the doctor who came to Bethlehem to check on the Mary and =
Jesus?
A: Mother and =
baby and doing well. Both are in stable =
condition.
Q: Why did =
Santa grow a long beard?
A: He was =
cutting himself when shaving so often he was given the name “St =
Nick”.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"