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12/11/17 Grif.Net – Knock-Knock Jokes to Wince At

12/11/17 Grif.Net – Knock-Knock Jokes to Wince At

[Some humor for the kids today.  And reminder =
that whoever invented knock-knock jokes should win the no bell =
prize]

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?

Etch
Etch who?
God bless you.

 

Knock, =
Knock
Who’s there?

Spell

Spell =
who?

OK – ‘W’ =
‘H’ ‘O’

 

Knock, =
Knock
Who’s there?

Little =
old lady

Little old lady =
who?

Hey, I didn’t know you =
could yodel

 

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?

To
To who?
No, to whom

 

Knock, =
Knock
Who’s there?

Doris

Doris =
who?

Doris locked, that’s why I =
knocked

 

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?

Moo

Moo =
who?
Make up your mind. Are you a cow or an owl?

 

Knock, =
Knock
Who’s there?

Mikey

Mikey =
who?

Mikey doesn’t work in the =
lock

 

Knock, Knock

C’mon in, It’s open.

~~

Dr Bob =
Griffin

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