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12/01/17 Grif.Net – Words May Cause Pain

12/01/17 Grif.Net – Words May Cause Pain

[First =
of the month and that means more puns and word =
plays]

 

Most =
babies are delivered by stork. Our kids were so heavy it took a =
crane.

 

If =
Apple made cars, would they have Windows?

 

Do you =
think clouds look down on us and say, “That one looks like an =
idiot?”

 

If a =
book falls on your head, you can only blame your =
shelf.

 

How do =
you get a fat guy to date you? Piece of cake.

 

Why are =
there no “Knock-Knock” jokes in the USA?  Because =
freedom rings.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"