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11/29/17 Grif.Net – Status Updates

11/29/17 Grif.Net – Status Updates

[I have odd friends who love =
the grif net blog. In turn, I love reading their “status =
updates” and wonder how long they will be allowed out of the =
asylum. No names of the people originating these on their social media =
site need to be given.]

 

The first 5 days after the =
weekend are always the hardest.

 

Aren’t we ALL internet =
explorers?

 

At the store, I press all the =
"Try Me" buttons on toys and then walk away like a =
boss.

 

I am beautiful, not hot. Girls =
are not a temperature.

 

Dear friends, please don’t tag =
me in a photo that is so prehistoric you have to scan the photo to make =
it digital. No one here is into studying history. Sincerely, everybody =
born after 1990.

 

Cheese. Milk’s leap =
towards evolution.

 

Mom’s so old fashioned she =
thinks LOL =3D Lots of love. She sent me a text saying ‘Letting =
you know your Dad’s in hospital. LOL.’

 

Every time I put my phone on =
silent it decides to play ‘Hide and seek’.

 

I don’t have ex’s, I have =
Y’s.  Y in the world did I ever date that =
one?

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"