A Hindu =
priest, a Jewish rabbi and a lawyer were driving down the road, when =
their car broke down. Fortunately finding a farmhouse nearby, the farmer =
informed them that he had only one spare room, and that it had only two =
twin beds. They were welcome to it, but one of them had to sleep in the =
much discussion, the Hindu volunteered to go to the barn. =
A few =
moments later, a knock on the bedroom door, and the Hindu explained that =
there was a cow in the barn, and cows are sacred and he could not =
possibly sleep in the barn with a cow.
Annoyed, the rabbi volunteered. =
A few moments later, a knock on the door.
rabbi explained that there was a pig in the barn and that he, being very =
orthodox, could not possibly spend the evening in the barn with the =
origin of pork.
Finally, the lawyer said that =
he would go to the barn.
A few =
moments later there was a knock on the door.
It was =
the cow and the pig.
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