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11/22/17 Grif.Net – If Solomon had been a Millennial

11/22/17 Grif.Net – If Solomon had been a Millennial

[A baker’s dozen of adages adapted to =
the thinking of Millennials.  Credit Jennifer Greenberg’s =
blog which made me smile]

 

A wise woman considers her child’s =
health and nutrition,
but posting about it on Facebook is like poking =
a thousand bears.

 

The prudent person recognizes a troll and =
mutes them,
but the simple keep arguing and suffer needless =
stress.

 

Train up a child in either Apple or =
Android;
and even when they are old they will not depart from =
it.

 

A wise man reads an article before =
commenting;
a foolish man forms his opinion based on the preview =
title.

 

Block an irritating heckler and banish =
strife;
Mute a troll and quarreling and abuse will =
cease.

 

Some people read your posts to understand =
your perspective;
Others skim them just to comment with their =
own.

 

Arguing with a fool on the internet is like =
wrestling a pig;
you both get dirty, and the pig likes =
it.

 

A wise man converses respectfully and =
calmly;
an idiot becomes enraged over irrelevant =
non-issues.

 

A fool in his folly believes in the myth of =
‘privacy’;
advertisers will know you’re pregnant =
before your mother does.

 

One who seeks to incite drama and discord is =
wicked;
he spews fake news and his lies are as malware for your =
brain.

 

Their path leads to chaos and a flurry of =
nonsense;
for a thousand followers, they would even trade a =
puppy.

 

When characters are unlimited, stupidity is =
not lacking;
but whoever restrains his tweets is =
prudent.

 

Grumpy Cat is wiser than most =
politicians;
He says nothing, yet communicates a firm grasp on the =
dire state of things.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"