[Steven, a comic, shared some of what happened in his week. Made every day
look like Friday the 13th]
>A cop stopped me for speeding. He said, “Why were you going so fast?”
I said, “See this thing my foot is on? It’s called an accelerator. When you
push down on it, it sends more gas to the engine. The whole car just takes
And see this thing? This steers it.”
>I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the
prescription ran out. I about fell over.
>You know how it is when you’re walking up the stairs, and you get to the
top, and you think there’s one more step? I walk like that all the time.
>One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, “Didn’t you
see the stop sign?”
I said, “Yeah, but I was taught not to believe everything I read.”
>I moved my head when I got my driver’s license photo taken so it would be
out of focus on purpose. Now when I get pulled over the cop looks at it
(moving it nearer and farther, trying to see it clearly) and says, “Here,
you can go.”
>I eat Swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger.
>Doing a little work around the house. I put fake brick wallpaper over a
real brick wall, just so I’d be the only one who knew. People come over and
I say, “Go ahead, touch it. Doesn’t it feel real?”
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”