[A couple weeks ago we sent the Ten Commandments =
from a Cowboy Church in Texas. Today we see Minnesnowta =
represented with THEIR rendition of the Commandments]
1. Der’s only one God, don’t ya =
know.
2. Don’t make that fish on your mantle an =
idol.
3. Cussing ain’t Minnesota =
nice.
4. Go to church even when you’re up =
nort.
5. Honor your folks.
6. Don’t kill. Catch and =
release.
7. There is only one Lena for every =
Ole. No cheatin’.
8. If it ain’t your lutefisk, don’t take =
it.
9. Don’t be braggin’ about how much snow ya =
shoveled.
10. Keep your mind off your neighbor’s =
hot-dish.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"