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11/16/17 Grif.Net – Around our House (part 4)

11/16/17 Grif.Net – Around our House (part 4)

**My family always celebrates =
Thanksgiving with a fast. The faster we eat, the more food we =
get.

 

**Remember, children, the =
best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby =
brother.

 

**There’s nothing I’ve =
learned from being a father that I couldn’t just as easily have figured =
out from setting all my money on fire.

 

**Ever since I saw you in our =
family tree I’ve wanted to cut it down.

 

**You’re fat. It’s not =
because it runs in the family, you’re fat because nobody runs in your =
family.

 

**My wife walked in to see =
the boys have built a chair fort.  She yells, ‘PUT THOSE =
CUSHIONS AND CHAIRS BACK!’
Me (climbing out of fort): =
‘YOU HEARD YOUR MOTHER!’

 

**My dad used to say =
"Always fight fire with fire." Probably explains why he was =
thrown off the Fire Department.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"