**1 in 5 people in the world =
are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. =
It’s either me, my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my =
younger brother Zhang Wei. But =
personally, I think it’s Colin.
**How many more times are my =
kids going to ask me if I know where something is before they realize =
they’re asking the wrong parent?
**First woman: My son came to =
visit for summer vacation.
Second woman: How nice! Did =
you meet him at the airport?
First woman: Oh, no. I’ve =
known him since he was born.
**Be nice to your kids. =
They’ll choose your nursing home.
**My five-year-old: "I =
don’t want to be your daughter anymore. I QUIT!"
No two-week notice or =
anything. She’d better not expect a reference.
**My son was like "I got =
a D in my math" and I was like "That’s really bad" =
My wife was =
like "You need to stop helping him with his =
homework."
**Me: *sneaks out of the =
house* *drives to another state* *hides in a cave* *quietly opens a bag =
of chips*
My kids: Can we have =
some?
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"