**I refused to believe my =
road-worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all =
the signs were there.
**My parents won’t say which =
of their six kids they love the best, but they have told me I finished =
just out of the top five.
**My sister bet me I couldn’t =
make a car out of spaghetti. You should of seen her face as I drove =
pasta.
**We asked our oldest son to =
go play with his brother, explaining that this was basically the reason =
we had him.
**The dinner I was cooking =
for my family was going to be a surprise but the stupid fire trucks =
ruined it.
**When I call a family =
meeting I turn off the house WIFI and wait for them all to come =
running.
**The Chinese family next =
door had a baby born almost a month before the due date. Parents named =
him Sudden Lee.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"