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11/01/17 Grif.Net – Puns

11/01/17 Grif.Net – Puns

[Another month begins with a =
groan]

 

I’m terrified of elevators, so =
I I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them.

 

I was driving down the street =
and I saw an ad for a cemetery plot and thought, "That’s the =
last thing I need!"

 

Reading =
while sunbathing makes you well-red.

 

This =
morning the doctor surprised me with the news that I am =
colorblind.  It came completely out of the =
gray. 

 

The =
pilot had a heart attack while trying to complete the maneuvering test. =
At least he managed to guide his jet through a rainbow and passed with =
flying colors.  

 

 ~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"