11/01/17 Grif.Net – Puns

11/01/17 Grif.Net – Puns

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I’m terrified of elevators, so =
I I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them.


I was driving down the street =
and I saw an ad for a cemetery plot and thought, "That’s the =
last thing I need!"


Reading =
while sunbathing makes you well-red.


This =
morning the doctor surprised me with the news that I am =
colorblind.  It came completely out of the =


The =
pilot had a heart attack while trying to complete the maneuvering test. =
At least he managed to guide his jet through a rainbow and passed with =
flying colors.  



Dr Bob Griffin = =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =