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10/27/17 Grif.Net – Aging Gracefully (part 3)

10/27/17 Grif.Net – Aging Gracefully (part 3)

I heard that regular naps =
prevent old age. Especially if you take them while =
driving.

 

When I was young I did stupid =
things because I didn’t know any better. Now I know better, and do =
stupid things because I miss being young.

 

A diplomat is a man who =
always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her =
age.

 

I grew a beard thinking it =
would say "Distinguished Gentleman." Instead, turns out it =
says, "Senior Discount, Please!"

 

I like having conversations =
with grandkids. Grownups never ask me what my third favorite reptile =
is.

 

The question isn’t at what =
age I want to retire. It’s at what income.

 

The older I get, the earlier =
it gets late.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"