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10/20/17 Grif.Net – Questions for the Family

10/20/17 Grif.Net – Questions for the Family

Q: =
Where does a one-legged waitress work?
A: At =
IHOP

 

Q: What =
occurs one time in a minute, twice in a moment but not even once in an =
hour?

A: The letter =
“m”

 

Q: What geometrical shape would =
be likely to be in a car accident?

A: A =
wrecked angle

 

Q: Who =
was the wealthiest financier in the Bible?
A: Noah. He was floating =
his stock while everybody else was in =
liquidation

 

Q: What =
happens when a Buddhist becomes totally absorbed with the computer he is =
working with?
A: He enters Nerdvana

 

Q: How =
many letters are in the alphabet?

A: 11 =
(as in “the alphabet”)

 

Q: Why =
are blind people forbidden from skydiving?

A: It =
causes their guide-dogs to panic

 

Q: What =
is black, covered with feathers and flies?

A: A =
dead crow

 

Q: What word in English is =
always spelled incorrectly?

A: =
Incorrectly

 

Q: If you had 3.5 piles of sand =
and a friend had 6.5 piles of sand, how many piles would you have if you =
combined them?

A: One

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"