Q: =
Where does a one-legged waitress work?
A: At =
IHOP
Q: What =
occurs one time in a minute, twice in a moment but not even once in an =
hour?
A: The letter =
“m”
Q: What geometrical shape would =
be likely to be in a car accident?
A: A =
wrecked angle
Q: Who =
was the wealthiest financier in the Bible?
A: Noah. He was floating =
his stock while everybody else was in =
liquidation
Q: What =
happens when a Buddhist becomes totally absorbed with the computer he is =
working with?
A: He enters Nerdvana
Q: How =
many letters are in the alphabet?
A: 11 =
(as in “the alphabet”)
Q: Why =
are blind people forbidden from skydiving?
A: It =
causes their guide-dogs to panic
Q: What =
is black, covered with feathers and flies?
A: A =
dead crow
Q: What word in English is =
always spelled incorrectly?
A: =
Incorrectly
Q: If you had 3.5 piles of sand =
and a friend had 6.5 piles of sand, how many piles would you have if you =
combined them?
A: One
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"