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10/19/17 Grif.Net – More Help Understanding Suthron

10/19/17 Grif.Net – More Help Understanding Suthron

[continued from last week’s lesson on the =
foreign dialect spoken of in the southern USA. If you missed part one, =
go to our blog at htt=
p://grif.net/2017/10/100917-grif-net-hah-tu-spek-suthrun/]=

 

RETARD – Verb. To stop working.

Usage: "My granpaw retard at age =
65."

 

TARRED – adverb. Exhausted.

Usage: "I just flew in from Hot-lanta, and boy my =
arms are tarred."

 

RATS – noun. =
Entitled power or privilege.

Usage: =
"We Suthruns are willing to fight for out =
rats."

 

LOT – adjective. Luminescent.

Usage: "I dream of Jeanie in the lot-brown =
hair."

 

FARN – adjective. Not local.

Usage: "I cudn’t unnerstand a wurd he sed =
… must be from some farn country."

 

DID – =
adjective. Not alive.

Usage: =
"He’s did, Jim."

 

EAR – noun. =
A colorless, odorless gas (unless you are in Louisiana). =

Usage: "He can’t breathe … =
give ’em some ear!"

 

BOB WAR – =
noun. A sharp, twisted cable.

Usage: =
"Boy, stay away from that bob war fence."

 

JU-HERE – a =
question.

Usage: "Juhere that =
NASCAR has replaced the NFL as Maryca’s =
sport?"

 

HAZE – a personal pronoun =
contraction.

Usage: "Is Bubba =
smart?" "Nah … haze ignert."

 

SEED – verb, =
past tense and VIEW – contraction: verb and pronoun.

Usage: "I ain’t never seed New York City … =
view?"

 

HEAVY DEW – phrase. A request for action. =

Usage: "Kin I heavy dew me a =
favor?"

 

GUMMIT – Noun. A money-sucking bureaucratic =
institution.

Usage: "Great … =
ANOTHER gummit tax increase.”

 

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"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"