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10/17/17 Grif.Net – From a Pastor’s Mind

10/17/17 Grif.Net – From a Pastor’s Mind

[Odd =
thoughts rolling thru my mind today]

 

As a =
pastor, I’ve taken a vow of poverty. To annoy me, send =
money.

 

If Cain =
and Abel were Siamese twins, would they have their own show called =
‘Cable’ on cable?

 

Opportunity may knock once, but =
temptation bangs on your front door forever.

 

It is =
easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live =
one.

 

The =
trouble with religion today is that a lot of people practice it, but not =
too many are good at it.
 
My church welcomes all =
denominations. . .tens, twenties, fifties. . .

 

Blessed =
are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their =
diets.

 

The =
best vitamin for a Christian is B1.

 

Warning =
notice at our seminary swimming pool: “First-year students are =
only allowed to walk on water in the shallow =
end.”

 

If =
absence makes the heart grow fonder, a lot of our members must really =
love our church.

 

~~

Dr Bob =
Griffin

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"