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10/10/17 Grif.Net – About My Health

10/10/17 Grif.Net – About My Health

Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Smoking =
bacon will cure it.

 

Spoiler =
alert! The milk has been in the fridge for three weeks.

 

I always =
feel better when my doctor says something is ‘normal’ for my =
age. But then I think dying will also be ‘normal’ for my age =
at some point soon.

 

Any salad can be a Caesar =
salad if you stab it enough.

 

I can’t stand being in a wheelchair.

 

Lately I’ve been trying to =
touch my toes, which I don’t find so complicated. It’s just my =
knees that can’t get it straight.

 

I took the batteries out of =
the carbon monoxide alarm. I think the loud beeping was giving me a =
headache and making me feel sick and dizzy.

 

If you didn’t take a selfie =
at the gym, were you really there?

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"