Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Smoking =
bacon will cure it.
Spoiler =
alert! The milk has been in the fridge for three weeks.
I always =
feel better when my doctor says something is ‘normal’ for my =
age. But then I think dying will also be ‘normal’ for my age =
at some point soon.
Any salad can be a Caesar =
salad if you stab it enough.
I can’t stand being in a wheelchair.
Lately I’ve been trying to =
touch my toes, which I don’t find so complicated. It’s just my =
knees that can’t get it straight.
I took the batteries out of =
the carbon monoxide alarm. I think the loud beeping was giving me a =
headache and making me feel sick and dizzy.
If you didn’t take a selfie =
at the gym, were you really there?
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"