BARD – verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to =
Usage: "My =
brother bard my pickup truck."
JAWJUH – =
noun. A hot region just north of Florida.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjah bard my pickup =
MUNTS – noun. A calendar division.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup =
truck, and I aint herd from him in munts."
IGNERT – =
adjective. Not smart. See also "Clemson Alumni." =
Usage: "My ignert brother from =
Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I aint herd from him in =
RANCH – noun. A tool.
Usage: "I think I left my ranch in the back of =
that pickup truck my ignert brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts =
ALL – noun. A petroleum-based =
Usage: "I sure hope =
my ignert brother from Jawjuh who bard my pickup truck a few munts ago =
puts all in it."
FAR – noun. =
Usage: "If my =
ignert brother from Jawjuh doesn’t change the all in my pickup truck, =
that things gonna catch far."
TAR – noun. =
A rubber wheel.
Usage: "Gee, I =
hope that ignert brother of mine from Jawjuh doesn’t git a flat tar in =
my pickup truck."
HOT – noun. =
A blood-pumping organ.
“If my ignert brother from Jawjuh doesn’t change the all in my =
pickup truck, it will catch far and burn and leave me with a broken =
HOD – adverb. Not easy.
Usage: "A broken hot is hod to =
BAHS – noun. A supervisor.
Usage: "If you don’t stop reading these Southern =
words and git back to work, your bahs is gonna far =
Dr Bob Griffin =
firstname.lastname@example.org www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =