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10/09/17 Grif.Net – Hah Tu Spek Suthrun

10/09/17 Grif.Net – Hah Tu Spek Suthrun

BARD – verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to =
borrow."

Usage: "My =
brother bard my pickup truck."

 

JAWJUH – =
noun. A hot region just north of Florida.

Usage: "My brother from Jawjah bard my pickup =
truck."

 

MUNTS – noun. A calendar division.

Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup =
truck, and I aint herd from him in munts."

 

IGNERT – =
adjective. Not smart. See also "Clemson Alumni." =

Usage: "My ignert brother from =
Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I aint herd from him in =
munts."

 

RANCH – noun. A tool.

Usage: "I think I left my ranch in the back of =
that pickup truck my ignert brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts =
ago."

 

ALL – noun. A petroleum-based =
lubricant.

Usage: "I sure hope =
my ignert brother from Jawjuh who bard my pickup truck a few munts ago =
puts all in it."

 

FAR – noun. =
A conflagration.

Usage: "If my =
ignert brother from Jawjuh doesn’t change the all in my pickup truck, =
that things gonna catch far."

 

TAR – noun. =
A rubber wheel.

Usage: "Gee, I =
hope that ignert brother of mine from Jawjuh doesn’t git a flat tar in =
my pickup truck."

 

HOT – noun. =
A blood-pumping organ.

Usage: =
“If my ignert brother from Jawjuh doesn’t change the all in my =
pickup truck, it will catch far and burn and leave me with a broken =
hot.”

 

HOD – adverb. Not easy.

Usage: "A broken hot is hod to =
fix."

 

BAHS – noun. A supervisor.

Usage: "If you don’t stop reading these Southern =
words and git back to work, your bahs is gonna far =
you!"

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"