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09/19/17 Grif.Net – A Dozen Questions for the Family

09/19/17 Grif.Net – A Dozen Questions for the Family

[At least one of these will bring a groan from every =
age group. Guaranteed.]

 

Q: Why do =
mummies make the best spies?
A: They keep everything under =
wraps

Q: Why should you not view an eclipse through a =
colander?
A: You might strain your eyes

 

Q: Why is it =
so hard to make money by opening a flea circus?

A: You have to start from scratch

 

Q: How to =
you get rid of varnish?
A: Remove the =
“r”

 

Q: How can =
you tell if a real cowboy is eating supper at your house?
A: If =
he’s eating out on the range

 

Q: What =
skeleton will walk about the cemetery in a kilt?
A: Boney Prince =
Charlie

 

Q: What is the difference between a government bond =
and a Justin Bieber fan?
A: Bonds mature

 

Q: What does =
a frog order at McDonald’s?
A: French flies and a diet =
Croak

 

Q: Why are some fish laying at the bottom of =
lake?
A: They dropped out of school

 

Q: What do =
you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef

 

Q: Why does =
a room full of married people still look empty?
A: There’s not =
a single person in it

 

Q: What do =
you get if you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
A: =
Halfway

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"