[At least one of these will bring a groan from every =
age group. Guaranteed.]
Q: Why do =
mummies make the best spies?
A: They keep everything under =
wraps
Q: Why should you not view an eclipse through a =
colander?
A: You might strain your eyes
Q: Why is it =
so hard to make money by opening a flea circus?
A: You have to start from scratch
Q: How to =
you get rid of varnish?
A: Remove the =
“r”
Q: How can =
you tell if a real cowboy is eating supper at your house?
A: If =
he’s eating out on the range
Q: What =
skeleton will walk about the cemetery in a kilt?
A: Boney Prince =
Charlie
Q: What is the difference between a government bond =
and a Justin Bieber fan?
A: Bonds mature
Q: What does =
a frog order at McDonald’s?
A: French flies and a diet =
Croak
Q: Why are some fish laying at the bottom of =
lake?
A: They dropped out of school
Q: What do =
you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef
Q: Why does =
a room full of married people still look empty?
A: There’s not =
a single person in it
Q: What do =
you get if you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
A: =
Halfway
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"