09/18/17 Grif.Net – I Noticed . . .

I noticed =
the paper reported that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Not to =
cause any trouble, but shouldn’t that be an even =
number?:

I noticed it =
seems ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom =
until they are flashing behind you.

I noticed =
that my doctor thinks I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll =
see about that.

I noticed =
that any time I think nobody cares whether I’m dead or alive, it all =
changes if I miss a couple of car payments.

I noticed my =
therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social =
situations. I’m pretty sure she was hitting on =
me.

I noticed =
that my 65-year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I’m =
worried about the 200 pounds I’ve gained since =
then.=

I noticed =
that the pharmacist keeps asking me my birthday on every visit. =
I’m pretty sure she’s going to get me =
something.=

I notice =
that although money can’t buy happiness, it certainly keeps my =
kids in touch.

Dr Bob =
Griffin

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"