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09/18/17 Grif.Net – I Noticed . . .

09/18/17 Grif.Net – I Noticed . . .

I noticed =
the paper reported that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Not to =
cause any trouble, but shouldn’t that be an even =
number?:

 

I noticed it =
seems ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom =
until they are flashing behind you.

 

I noticed =
that my doctor thinks I have a preoccupation with vengeance.  We’ll =
see about that.

 

I noticed =
that any time I think nobody cares whether I’m dead or alive, it all =
changes if I miss a couple of car payments.

 

I noticed my =
therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social =
situations.  I’m pretty sure she was hitting on =
me.

 

I noticed =
that my 65-year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I’m =
worried about the 200 pounds I’ve gained since =
then.
=

 

I noticed =
that the pharmacist keeps asking me my birthday on every visit. =
I’m pretty sure she’s going to get me =
something.
=

 

I notice =
that although money can’t buy happiness, it certainly keeps my =
kids in touch.

 

~~

Dr Bob =
Griffin

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"