[This is an update on an OLD joke, but still makes me =
smile . . . and cry a little. Here is a measure of aging between =
1967 when I was in college and fifty years later when I’m now on =
Social Security]
1967: Long =
hair
2017: =
Longing for hair
1967: KEG
2017: EKG
1967: Acid =
rock
2017: =
Acid reflux
1967: Moving to California =
because it’s cool
2017: Moving to California =
because it’s warm
1967: Trying to look like =
Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2017: Trying NOT to look like =
Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
1967: Seeds and =
stems
2017: =
Roughage
1967: Hoping for a =
BMW
2017: =
Hoping for a BM
1967: Going to a new, hip =
joint
2017: =
Receiving a new hip joint
1967: Rolling =
Stones
2017: =
Kidney Stones
1967: Disco
2017: Costco
1967: Parents begging you to =
get your hair cut
2017: Grandchildren begging =
you to get their heads shaved
1967: Passing the drivers’ =
test
2017: =
Passing the vision test
1967: =
Whatever
2017: =
Depends
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"