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09/14/17 Grif.Net – 50 Year Comparison

09/14/17 Grif.Net – 50 Year Comparison

[This is an update on an OLD joke, but still makes me =
smile . . . and cry a little.  Here is a measure of aging between =
1967 when I was in college and fifty years later when I’m now on =
Social Security]

 

1967: Long =
hair

2017: =
Longing for hair

 

1967: KEG

2017: EKG

 

1967: Acid =
rock

2017: =
Acid reflux

 

1967: Moving to California =
because it’s cool

2017: Moving to California =
because it’s warm

 

1967: Trying to look like =
Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

2017: Trying NOT to look like =
Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

 

1967: Seeds and =
stems

2017: =
Roughage

 

1967: Hoping for a =
BMW

2017: =
Hoping for a BM

 

1967: Going to a new, hip =
joint

2017: =
Receiving a new hip joint

 

1967: Rolling =
Stones

2017: =
Kidney Stones

 

1967: Disco

2017: Costco

 

1967: Parents begging you to =
get your hair cut

2017: Grandchildren begging =
you to get their heads shaved

 

1967: Passing the drivers’ =
test

2017: =
Passing the vision test

 

1967: =
Whatever

2017: =
Depends

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"