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09/06/17 Grif.Net – MORE “Things I’ve Learned”

09/06/17 Grif.Net – MORE “Things I’ve Learned”

I’ve =
learned that . . . “if I follow the motto to ‘Eat =
Right’ and ‘Stay Fit’, I will ‘Die =
Anyway’.”

I’ve learned that . . . “the =
‘things that come to those that wait’ may be the things left =
by those who got there first.”

I’ve learned that . . =
. “give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to =
fish and he will sit in a boat all weekend.”

I’ve =
learned that . . . “a flashlight is a case for holding dead =
batteries.”

I’ve learned that . . . “as long as =
there are tests, there will be prayer in public =
schools.”

I’ve learned that . . . “when you’re =
swimming in the creek, and an eel bites your cheek, that’s a =
moray.”

I’ve learned that . . . “my shin is a =
device for finding furniture in the dark.”

I’ve =
learned that . . . “a fine is a tax for doing wrong, and a tax is =
a fine for doing well.”

I’ve learned that . . . =
“scientific research causes cancer in laboratory =
rats”

I’ve learned that . . . “the only cure =
for insomnia is to get more sleep.”

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"