I’ve =
learned that . . . “if I follow the motto to ‘Eat =
Right’ and ‘Stay Fit’, I will ‘Die =
Anyway’.”
I’ve learned that . . . “the =
‘things that come to those that wait’ may be the things left =
by those who got there first.”
I’ve learned that . . =
. “give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to =
fish and he will sit in a boat all weekend.”
I’ve =
learned that . . . “a flashlight is a case for holding dead =
batteries.”
I’ve learned that . . . “as long as =
there are tests, there will be prayer in public =
schools.”
I’ve learned that . . . “when you’re =
swimming in the creek, and an eel bites your cheek, that’s a =
moray.”
I’ve learned that . . . “my shin is a =
device for finding furniture in the dark.”
I’ve =
learned that . . . “a fine is a tax for doing wrong, and a tax is =
a fine for doing well.”
I’ve learned that . . . =
“scientific research causes cancer in laboratory =
rats”
I’ve learned that . . . “the only cure =
for insomnia is to get more sleep.”
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"