MONA =
LISA’S MOTHER: “After all that money your father and I spent =
on braces, that’s the biggest smile you can give us?” =
COLUMBUS’ MOTHER: =
“I don’t care what you’ve discovered, you still could =
have written!”
MICHELANGELO’S MOTHER: =
“Can’t you paint on walls like other children? Do you have =
any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?” =
NAPOLEON’S MOTHER: =
“All right, if you aren’t hiding your report card inside =
your jacket, take your hand out of there and show me.” =
ABRAHAM =
LINCOLN’S MOTHER: “Again with the stovepipe hat? Can’t =
you just wear a baseball cap backwards like the other kids?” =
ALBERT =
EINSTEIN’S MOTHER: “But it’s your senior picture. =
Can’t you do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, hair =
spray, something?”
GEORGE =
WASHINGTON’S MOTHER: “The next time I catch you throwing =
money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!” =
MOSES’ MOTHER: =
“That’s a nice story. Now tell me where you’ve really =
been for the last forty years.”
THOMAS =
EDISON’S MOTHER: “Of course I’m proud that you =
invented the electric light bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed!” =
PAUL =
REVERE’S MOTHER: “I don’t care where you think you =
have to go, young man, midnight is past your =
curfew.”
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"