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08/23/17 Grif.Net – New Prayer

08/23/17 Grif.Net – New Prayer

During a Papal =
audience, a business man approached the Pope and made this offer: Change =
the last line of the Lord’s prayer from "Give us this day our daily =
bread" to "Give us this day our daily chicken," and =
Kentucky Fried Chicken will donate $10,000,000 to Catholic charities. =
The Pope declined.


Two weeks =
later, the man approached the Pope again – this time with a $50,000,000 =
offer. Again, the Pope declined. A month later, the man upped the price =
to $100,000,000, and this time the Pope =
accepted.


At a =
meeting of the Cardinals, the Pope announced his decision in the good =
news/bad news format. "The good news is: We have $100,000,000 for =
charities. The bad news: We lost the Wonder Bread =
account."

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"