[All =
the hoopla of the Stock Market meteoric rise lately had me working hard =
to adapt this old grif.net humor from 20+ years =
ago]
Helium was up, feathers =
were down.
Paper was stationery. =
Fluorescent tubing was =
dimmed in light trading.
Knives were up sharply. =
Cows steered into a bull =
market.
Pencils lost a few points. =
Hiking equipment was =
trailing.
Elevators rose, while =
escalators continued their slow decline.
Weights were up in heavy =
trading.
Light switches were off. =
Mining equipment hit rock =
bottom.
Diapers remained unchanged. =
Carnival Cruise line stayed =
at an even keel.
The market for raisins =
dried up.
Coca Cola fizzled. =
Caterpillar stock inched up =
a bit.
Sun peaked at midday. =
Balloon prices were =
inflated.
Lithium batteries exploded =
in an attempt to recharge the market.
And =
Charmin Tissue touched a new bottom.
~~
Dr Bob =
Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"