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08/11/17 Grif.Net – Dow Jones Indicators

08/11/17 Grif.Net – Dow Jones Indicators

[All =
the hoopla of the Stock Market meteoric rise lately had me working hard =
to adapt this old grif.net humor from 20+ years =
ago]


Helium was up, feathers =
were down.


Paper was stationery. =


Fluorescent tubing was =
dimmed in light trading.


Knives were up sharply. =


Cows steered into a bull =
market.


Pencils lost a few points. =


Hiking equipment was =
trailing.


Elevators rose, while =
escalators continued their slow decline.


Weights were up in heavy =
trading.


Light switches were off. =


Mining equipment hit rock =
bottom.


Diapers remained unchanged. =


Carnival Cruise line stayed =
at an even keel.


The market for raisins =
dried up.


Coca Cola fizzled. =


Caterpillar stock inched up =
a bit.


Sun peaked at midday. =


Balloon prices were =
inflated.


Lithium batteries exploded =
in an attempt to recharge the market.


And =
Charmin Tissue touched a new bottom.

 

~~

Dr Bob =
Griffin

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"