[Brave New World of ordering Pizza =
yesterday]
– Hello! George’s pizza?
– No sir, it’s now called Google’s =
pizza.
– So it’s a wrong number?
– No sir, Google bought it.
– OK. =
Take my order please.
– Well sir, =
you want the usual?
– The =
usual? You know me?
– According to =
our caller ID, in the last 12 times, you ordered pizza with cheese, =
sausage, thick crust
– OK! =
This is it
– May I suggest to you =
this time ricotta, arugula with tomato?
– No, =
I hate vegetables
– But your =
cholesterol is not good
– How =
do you know?
– We have the result =
of your blood tests for the last 7 years
– =
Okay, but I do not want this pizza, I already take =
medicine
– You have not taken the =
medicine regularly. 4 months ago, you only purchased a box =
with 30 tablets online
– I =
bought more from another Pharmacy
– It’s not showing on your credit =
card
– I paid in cash
– But you did not withdraw that much cash according =
to your bank statement
– I =
have another source of cash
– This =
is not showing as per you last Tax form unless you got it from =
undeclared income source
– =
WHAT?? Enough of this! I’m sick of Google, Facebook, Twitter, knowing =
all about me. I’m moving to an Island without internet, no cell phone =
towers, and no one to spy on me
– =
I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport as it expired 5 =
weeks ago
[Thanks for the forward from long-time friend Bob =
Johnson]
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"