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Friend dying of snakebite: "Please tell me =
you mean antidote."
Me: "Funny story. Back a few years =
to second baseman after I slid in safely: "Make sure you separate =
plastics and food waste."
Coach yelling from dugout: "NOT =
THAT KIND OF TRASH TALK, YOU IDIOT!"
Superman’s first day at the Daily =
Boss: Since you’re new, you might need supervision.
Actually I have that. Super hearing too.
Kid’s birthday party…
Me: Where’s the =
Hostess: We don’t believe in sugar.
Me: No! Listen! It’s =
real! I’ve actually seen it with my own eyes!
Teacher citing Grammar Rule: "i" =
before "e" except after "c."
Me: “What if =
you’re an heir planning a heist to seize a surveillance sleigh owned by =
a sheik at a reindeer farm?”
Doctor: "You’re suffering from =
Me: "So that’s why I’m such a terrible =
Dr Bob Griffin =
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"Jesus Knows Me, This I =