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07/26/17 Grif.Net – From the Brain of a Friend

07/26/17 Grif.Net – From the Brain of a Friend

[Wayne M sent out the oddest little =
conversations he has; thought he deserved some recognition here before =
the staff takes away his computer time at the =
home]

 

Me: "I got here as soon as I could with =
the anecdote."
Friend dying of snakebite: "Please tell me =
you mean antidote."
Me: "Funny story. Back a few years =
ago…"

 

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Me =
to second baseman after I slid in safely: "Make sure you separate =
plastics and food waste."
Coach yelling from dugout: "NOT =
THAT KIND OF TRASH TALK, YOU IDIOT!"


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Superman’s first day at the Daily =
Planet
Boss: Since you’re new, you might need supervision.
Clark: =
Actually I have that. Super hearing too.

 

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Kid’s birthday party…
Me: Where’s the =
cake?
Hostess: We don’t believe in sugar.
Me: No! Listen! It’s =
real! I’ve actually seen it with my own eyes!

 

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Teacher citing Grammar Rule: "i" =
before "e" except after "c."
Me: “What if =
you’re an heir planning a heist to seize a surveillance sleigh owned by =
a sheik at a reindeer farm?”

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Doctor: "You’re suffering from =
arrhythmia."
Me: "So that’s why I’m such a terrible =
dancer."

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"