[Every summer we try to add to our =
“it’s so hot” repertoire. Selected these for =
this year’s heat wave. It has been 90F+ for 19 of the past =
21 days. Ugh.]
It’s So Hot . . . I saw a chicken lay an =
omelet
It’s So Hot . . =
. I saw a squirrel picking up acorns with pot =
holders
It’s So Hot . . =
. I saw a funeral procession pull thru a Dairy =
Queen
It’s So Hot . . =
. Jehovah’s Witnesses started telemarketing
It’s So Hot . . =
. the best parking spots are gauged by shade rather than =
distance
It’s So Hot . . =
. you can wash. dry and iron your clothes at the same =
time
It’s So Hot . . =
. I saw two trees fighting over a dog
It’s So Hot . . =
. I saw a cop chasing a thief, and they were both =
walking
It’s So Hot . . =
. cows now give powdered milk
It’s So Hot . . =
. my thermometer goes up to "Are you kidding =
me?"
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"