[Overheard some word-plays in =
my summertime travels and getting ready to pass them on to unsuspecting =
grandkids]
My company is better at =
making suntan lotion than our competitors, but I don=1B$B!G=1B(Bt like =
to rub it in.
What did the air conditioning =
unit say to its owner? I=1B$B!G=1B(Bm your biggest =
fan.
X Factor: The original Roman =
sunscreen SPF formula.
I stayed up all night =
wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on =
me.
A boy first met his =
girlfriend at a local summer village festival. They thought it was =
fete.
My buddy went for a job =
interview at a sun-screen factory but didn=1B$B!G=1B(Bt get it. He =
says he=1B$B!G=1B(Bs going to reapply.
Where do sharks go for their =
summer holidays? Finland.
Why do robots have summer =
holidays? To recharge their batteries.
Two psychics met on the =
street. One said =1B$B!H=1B(BLovely July weather. You enjoying =
it?=1B$B!I=1B(B The other replied, =1B$B!H=1B(BYes, it reminds me of the =
summer of 2019=1B$B!m=1B(B.
What=1B$B!G=1B(Bs the best =
letter to have in summer? Iced T.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"