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07/17/17 Grif.Net – Summer Time

07/17/17 Grif.Net – Summer Time

[Preparing to see grandkids, so HAVE =
to have some jokes for them!]

Q: What did the pig say at the =
beach on a hot summer’s day?
A: I’m bacon!

Q: What do you call =
six weeks of rain in Scotland?
A: Summer!

Q: How do you =
prevent a summer cold?
A: Catch it in the winter!

Q: What =
French designer developed thong beach sandals?
A: Phillipe =
Phloppe.

Q: When do you go at red and stop at green?
A: When =
you’re eating a watermelon.

Q: Why did the cheerleader put salt =
on her watermelon in July?
A: She wanted to practice her summer =
salts.

~~

Dr Bob =
Griffin

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"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"