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07/07/17 Grif.Net – What My Friends Are Saying

07/07/17 Grif.Net – What My Friends Are Saying

[Social Media posts from my =
cyber-friends tells me more about them than they =
think]

 

Looking at diet books and thinking, ‘What a waste of a =
tree.’

 

Don’t tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on =
the moon.

 

Food is an important part of a balanced =
diet.

 

I dance like a car dealerships inflatable tube =
man.

 

I missed exercising this morning. That’s 5 years in a =
row.

 

If I went to hell, it would take me a week to realize I wasn’t =
at my job.

 

I hate it when I’m singing a song along with the car radio and =
the artist gets the words wrong.

 

Today I tried answering that cute girl =
working at the market, and said “GFBLQRINABAH” instead of =
"I’m good, thanks!"

 

I put the ‘Me’ in ‘Someone’ and then =
things got awkward.

 

I tried being normal once. Most boring eight minutes of my =
life.

 

Bet you didn’t notice that that I used a word twice in this =
sentence.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"