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07/06/17 Grif.Net – At the Seashore

07/06/17 Grif.Net – At the Seashore

[Sarah, mother of 4 boys and 1 daughter, shared some =
“Beach Joke” to help pass the time on long drives to the =
seashore]

 

Q:  What do you get when you combine an elephant =
with a fish?

A:  Swimming =
trunks.

 

Q:  Do fish go on vacation?

A:  No, because they’re always in =
school.

 

Q:  Why did the dolphin cross the =
beach?

A:  To get to the other =
tide.

 

Q:  Why don’t oysters share their =
pearls?

A:  Because =
they’re shellfish.

 

Q:  Why =
do fish like to eat worms?

A:  =
Because they get hooked on them.

 

Q:  =
What is a shark’s favorite sandwich?

A:  Peanut butter and jelly =
fish.

 

Q:  What do you call a fish that doesn’t =
have any eyes?

A:  A =
fsh.

 

Q:  Why should you never blame a dolphin for =
doing anything wrong?

A:  =
Because they never do it on porpoise.

 

Q:  Why =
are fish never good tennis players?

A:  Because they’re afraid to get close to =
the net.

 

Q:  What kind of music do killer whales =
like?

A:  Classical, since they =
listen to the orca-stra.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"