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Q: What do you get when you combine an elephant =
with a fish?
A: Swimming =
Q: Do fish go on vacation?
A: No, because they’re always in =
Q: Why did the dolphin cross the =
A: To get to the other =
Q: Why don’t oysters share their =
A: Because =
Q: Why =
do fish like to eat worms?
Because they get hooked on them.
What is a shark’s favorite sandwich?
A: Peanut butter and jelly =
Q: What do you call a fish that doesn’t =
have any eyes?
A: A =
Q: Why should you never blame a dolphin for =
doing anything wrong?
Because they never do it on porpoise.
Q: Why =
are fish never good tennis players?
A: Because they’re afraid to get close to =
Q: What kind of music do killer whales =
A: Classical, since they =
listen to the orca-stra.
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