[First workday of the month =
demands first-class puns and word-plays. Or these instead. Take =
your pick.]
The local veterinarian got laryngitis but no one =
noticed since he’s always been a hoarse doctor.
My wife is =
happy to make a pair of pants for me, or at least sew its =
seams.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean =
your mother.
My bald spot seemed to just =
appear out of thin hair.
Our pediatrician seems to have =
very little patients.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"