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07/03/16 Grif.Net – Keep up with Tradition

07/03/16 Grif.Net – Keep up with Tradition

[First workday of the month =
demands first-class puns and word-plays.  Or these instead. Take =
your pick.]

 

The local veterinarian got laryngitis but no one =
noticed since he’s always been a hoarse doctor.

 

My wife is =
happy to make a pair of pants for me, or at least sew its =
seams.

 

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean =
your mother.

 

My bald spot seemed to just =
appear out of thin hair.

 

Our pediatrician seems to have =
very little patients.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

[email protected] www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"