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mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you’re going to kill each other, do it =
outside. I just finished cleaning!"
mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the =
mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL
"If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to =
knock you into the middle of next week!"
mother taught me LOGIC:
Because I said so, that’s why."
mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case =
you’re hit by a car."
mother taught me IRONY
laughing and I’ll give you something to cry =
mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your =
mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at the dirt on the back of your =
mother taught me about STAMINA
"You’ll sit there ’til every bite of =
that spinach is gone."
mother taught me about WEATHER
"It looks as if a tornado swept through your =
mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS
"If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming =
toward you; would you finally listen then?"
mother taught me about HYPOCRISY
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a =
million times – Don’t exaggerate!!!"
mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take =
mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your =
mother taught me about ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children =
in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you =
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"Jesus Knows Me, This I =